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THE FICTION:

 

House, M.D.
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Stella Bridges Arc (German!)
Doppelpackung
In vollen Zügen
Hundstage
Dies Irae - Tag des Zorns
Webfehler
Alexander
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Verbotene Bücher
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Standalone (German)
Phoenix

 

Lord of the Rings
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Composer's Block
Istari Love
You Can Still Be Free
Too Much
Elven Breeze
Where the Light Is Brightest
Composer's Block

 

Matrix
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Diamond Cycle:
Diamond's Way pt.1
Diamond's Way pt.2
Down Below
Karma
Lost and Found

 

Standalone Stories:
Into the Dark
Delirious
On New Grounds
Transition

 

C.S.I
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Fallen Angel
Angeldust
When Angels Travel (WIP)

 

Queer as Folk
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Watching the Watcher
  
  

Istari Love

 

Disclaimer: this installment is for the sole purpose of entertainment both the author and the readers.
I do not intent to make money of it, so please don't sue me.
All characters unless noted otherwise are the property of J.R.R. Tolkien.

Pairing: Gandalf/Saruman, Glorfindel/Erestor, Glorfindel-Gandalf-friendship

Beta-read by Cara, all remaining mistakes are intended and for the amusement of the valued reader.

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A white horse slowly trotted closer and a man of the Fair Folk gracefully slid off its back. He eyed the two with curiosity and as soon as he understood they were sick, he knelt down and ushered them to drink from his flask. He re-kindled the fire and covered the two with his blanket.

Hours later Gandalf looked at him, almost blinded by the beauty of the elf. “Who are you?” he whispered, his hand thoughtlessly reaching out to touch this bright being.

“My name is Glorfindel. May I ask who you are?”

“O-“ he stopped. They were not to reveal their true identities. Manwe and the other Valar had decided that Middle-Earth was to be defended by its inhabitants. The Istari were sent only to offer advice and guidance, not to command or force the people of Middle-Earth into submission. And who would oppose the words of an Istar? So it had been decided to send them under cover with false names. Only very few would know about them. Gandalf had nearly tripped. “My name is Gandalf.”

Glorfindel could not hide his surprise. So this was one – no, they were two of the Istari? He had been sent to the Grey Havens to inquire for Elrond about their coming and Cirdan had told him they were on their way already.

The elf bowed “Mae govannen, Lord Gandalf. This is a fortunate meeting then. Lord Elrond has send me to escort you to Rivendell as soon as you arrived. Unfortunately I was late – I beg your pardon, my Lord. I understand that your companion is the Lord Saruman then?”

Gandalf only waved off. He was too weak and too tired.

“But what made you so sick, my Lords?”

“I don’t know. Probably the food?” Gandalf shivered with fever.

Glorfindel looked around and picked up a red-and-golden fruit “Did you eat THIS?”

“Why, yes.”

“But this is Honey-Poison! Only few beasts can eat it. Did nobody tell you what is edible?” Glorfindel was partly amused and concerned. This was not quite the wise, cunning Maia he had expected to meet.

“Nobody told us anything, my fair elf.”  Gandalf retorted.

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Two days later Glorfindel decided the two Istari had recovered enough to continue their travels. He helped them climb the backs of the two spare horses he had with him and spent the better part of the next days teaching the two fellows how to ride. If it could be called riding. At least he told them how to stay on the horses.

Still a swift journey was far from what they accomplished and their behinds were soon sore. It all went frustratingly slow and the three of them found themselves in a state of utter frustration, even if the reasons were all different.

Glorfindel had expected the Istari to arrive in full power and knowledge. To find them almost incapable of keeping themselves alive, ignorant of the simplest things (he had to explain to them even how to properly shit behind a bush and wipe off their rear ends!) made him wonder how they should ever be of any help.

Saruman was frustrated because he proved to be such a slow learner. He had expected things to come to him quite as easily as they always had. Now he found that even such a primitive act like SITTING on a  horse was a difficult task. And painful, too! He felt ashamed and humiliated to admit his limitations to a stranger who so easily did all those things he had no clue about. He did not like this Glorfindel.

Gandalf marveled at all things around him and it bothered him to the degree of anger that he was constantly ushered to go on. Why could he not talk to that bird? And why did his horse constantly complain about him? Did he not try hard to make it right? He wanted to learn but could not. Glorfindel was in some hurry.

By the time they reached Rivendell, Gandalf and Saruman knew how to ride a horse! They were so fed up with the horses, riding, Glorfindel, each other and sleeping on hard, lumpy ground in the rain they were glad to get two separate rooms.

 

 

TBC...

 

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